Legal Legion of Evil

After their embarrassing defeat, the Legion of Dooooom needed a new tactic. Pat Robertson managed to get Jesus Christ to help him with their evil plan as long as Pat ceased to be a fanatical enemy. It soon turned out that Pat was indeed sectarian and wicked, as he was in love with Jesus. Jesus and the legion of Dooooom went to the Catholic Church and Jesus politely asked the priest for his money. The priest became angry with Jesus and fought him and the rest of the Dooooom legion. After everyone was kicked out of the church, all hope seemed lost until Jerry swallowed all the money, after apparently swallowing everything during the fight, when no one looked and escaped. Lawful Evil characters can only be motivated by a paycheck. Many soldiers and henchmen who work for an evil government or leader fall into the category of “legitimate evil” by default. Being a truly committed member of a military organization makes you legitimate by default, and if the government or leader you work for is bad, then of course you fall into the category of “legitimate evil.” Finally, it must be remembered that while many types of legitimate evil may appreciate the law and, in many cases, obey it, being the legal evil does not necessarily mean that the character necessarily obeys the actual laws of the land – many of them are fully willing to commit illegal acts or distort the laws for their own ends. and even destroy entire systems or civilizations. Some may justify this by trying to create a superior legitimate society; others may assume that their own personal code replaces any loyalty to the authority of mere mortals; Others may still think that the only law they obey is that of their own masters. No legal orientation is necessarily inclined to obey any law or law.

Fitz tied the heroes to the mother dolphin`s aquarium and finally explained his evil plan. Fitz explained that “Operation DD” stands for “Operation Deep Dish” and that his plan is to cover paradise with yeast, tomato sauce, mozzarella and pepperoni and bomb the entire city with nuclear weapons that would make him cook in a giant pizza. The consequences of Thester`s life were explored in “Showdown at the O-bese Corral.” After losing his job at the Doooooom Legion, Thester realized that he had no purpose in life and that he was just fat and stupid. Out of misery, Thester ate his feelings and became obese. He started going to Weight Watchers to try to lose a few pounds. Unguided, Thester eventually joined Dusty`s cult, donating all his savings to him, offering his body for sex, and killing people on his behalf, now that he had joined a brand new evil team. The Legion of Dooooom was assembled by Thester Carbomb IV at the end of the episode “Paradise Found” as a gift to its leader Gerald Fitzgerald to help him with his evil plans. Thester has collected a number of villains and criminals from previous episodes of Paradise P.D. These villains included Frank and Jerry Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, Edna Dorsaldigits, Puffy the Cigarette, Pat Robertson, and the new Harvey Weinstein, who was quickly expelled from the team, believing that even bad guys like her were too good for someone like him.

Once the Dooooom Legion was assembled, Fitz was ready to use it to prepare his diabolical plan, which he called “Operation: D.D.” Legitimate evil, especially when operating in an established system, tends to be the most difficult type of evil to eliminate. If the system itself is bad, then it is inherent in the system and therefore the bad parts cannot be changed without major upheavals or complete destruction of the system. When the system is used by malicious individuals, it is just as difficult, if not more so, to stop them, as these types often commit loophole abuses in combination with Rules Lawyer to make it impossible to separate where the legal parts end and the illegal parts begin – or even create legalized evil to explicitly allow it by law. Finally, if evil is not part of a great system, but rather as a group, it is always difficult to stop it, because those who are part of the group usually do so by following an ideal and you cannot kill an idea, so even if the current version of the group is stopped, it may not prevent a new version from emerging that follows the same ideals. Karen legalized it, so the people of Flipper were not official citizens of heaven, so the only way for Fitz to remake pinball people from citizens was to marry Mother Delfin. First, however, he had to romanize them. Fitz took the mother dolphin to a good date and then fucked her well. This legally gave each pinball machine a green card so they could vote. A warlord who would kill anyone who threatened him – and, say, always spare the enemies who could serve him; or someone who believes in playing by the conventions of history; or a villain whose word is absolutely binding but who would still kill a pregnant woman; or any type of evil character who might commit mass genocide but for some reason won`t lie. Or a character who, without batting an eyelid, does everything his master tells him to do, anything, because his only rule is absolute obedience.

A legitimate evil character may as well be an omnicidal maniac as neutral evil or chaotic evil; In such cases, they usually have fantastic racism against all other living beings or they want to impose a new order by destroying everything and starting from scratch. The devil may be pure evil, but pure evil must also adhere to a code. A legitimate evil character is an evil character who attempts to impose or maintain a legal system on others without regard to their desires and/or adheres to a particular code. They believe in order, but mostly because they believe it is the best way to fulfill their evil desires. They will obey the letter of the law, but not the spirit, and are generally very careful when it comes to giving their word. However, there is also the variant of the Templars who believe that their rules actually make them good – when in truth, they and their rules have landed at the bottom of the slippery slope towards evil and tyranny. Remember, being legal doesn`t mean you have moral standards, and each of these character archetypes has as much potential as a neutral or chaotic evil villain character to be truly despicable. Being legal may involve some sort of ethical values or moral codes, but it`s more about abstract rules than actually caring about others.

Alternatively, a lawful character may work within the rules and abuse them. Legitimate evil is not always the “most beautiful” of evil alignments, although in some cases legality can make a noble demon. It is simply the most consistent and orderly. In short, an evil character who feels that the rules give him strength or superiority. This includes maintaining evil as an ideal in itself, combined with a sense of duty to promote it wherever possible and by all means. They probably have standards, but they are just as likely to have a distorted moral code. Remarkably, Hextor, the iconic god of legitimate evil in Dungeons & Dragons, is not at all sympathetic. That being said, many, perhaps the most evil characters who definitely side with the heroes without undergoing a HeelFace turn tend to be legally evil, as they are the most likely of the evil alignments that work in the system; Type 1s are particularly sensitive to this because of their views on the order.

In “The Father, The Son, and The Holy Post-It,” Thester made the mistake of storing all of the company`s profits in a storage room for which he didn`t pay rent because the money was stuck in the storage unit. This caused them to lose custody of their money when he went to the next person to buy the storage room, that woman being Miss Geraldine, Reasonably angry, Fitz scolded and raved about Thester and demanded that he get the money back. Thester and Fitz went to Miss Geraldine`s house, only to discover that she had given the money to the Catholic Church, where the entire legion went. There they met a Catholic priest who refused to give his money without a fight and defeated them with the help of his team of nuns. In short, they are a variety of evil characters who don`t care if what they`re doing is “hideous” or “horrible,” but will always follow certain rules. In “Flip the Vote,” Fitz ran for mayor of Paradise, running against Karen Crawford. He swore that if he became mayor, he would expose the kingpin. All of his staff worked to help him become mayor. Since Karen received almost unanimous votes from every citizen of Paradise by legalizing dogtooth methamphetamine, which only curbed Fitz`s illegal meth trade, he had to discover a group of untapped voters. Frank led Fitz to the forgotten and long ignored subspecies of Paradise`s citizens, the pinball machines.

Fitz told the pinball people that if he became mayor, he would let them go down, which got all their votes and made him a worthy competitor for Karen. Dungeons & Dragons` character alignment system originally defined characters` moral dispositions solely on a law/chaos axis, with the law generally encompassing moral goodness and evil chaos.